 Ellmo1769
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Posted: 20 April 2005, 6:48 AM
We all know when Brent is in form
He can beat anyone even Forne
But when will he reach?
Maybe on the beach
At QB3Day we will see
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addison
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Posted: 20 April 2005, 7:52 AM
Brent likes his girls like he likes his wine
Cheap, white and looking anything other than fine
He runs like a gimp
But still is a pimp
At Canterbury Champs can the 4-sum king shine?
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Chris Forne
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Posted: 20 April 2005, 7:56 AM
Day 2 of the Champs looks long
I discovered the distances were wrong
From middle to multi
It will make Jamie salty
Sheding tears when he reads this song.
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addison
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Posted: 20 April 2005, 8:22 AM
Jamie loves his cheese
And he does a lot of wee's
After his storming run
He will have lots of fun
Bringing you all to your knees
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Jamie
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Posted: 20 April 2005, 8:42 AM
Simon got a dose of the sillys
And chopped up his own achilles
Now short shorts is back running
showing glimpses of cunning
And the occasional glimpse of his willy!
This message was edited by Jamie on 20 April 2005, 4:44 PM
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addison
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Posted: 20 April 2005, 8:48 AM
If thats all youve got
Then you aint got a shot
You may be a man on a mission
But you never show any intuition
And dang my short shorts are HOT
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addison
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Posted: 20 April 2005, 8:54 AM
If you see my mother
Then warn a brother
I should be mowing the lawn
Not here with the likes of Forne
Slowly Im losing my flubber
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addison
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Posted: 20 April 2005, 9:05 AM
Jamies hairy back is so dense
DOC's thinking of building it a rodent fence
When he runs it gets all sweaty and icky
His genitalia gets all chauffing and sticky
To the point the smell is real intense
This message was edited by Simon Addison on 20 April 2005, 5:06 PM
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Marquita G
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Posted: 20 April 2005, 10:00 AM
Oh, isn't it great to see
All this intensive rivalry
Who's words will be matched
By his form on the track
And who will be just a has-been?
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addison
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Posted: 20 April 2005, 10:07 AM
Even the selectors are in I see
Better impress them or be history
Because Greg, every race is a trial
Even this rhyming is, so smile
Either post or face a mockery
This message was edited by Simon Addison on 20 April 2005, 6:17 PM
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Marquita G
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Posted: 20 April 2005, 10:21 AM
You forget that the head of our James
Is hairless and therefore streamlined
The decrease in friction
Is surely no affliction
When speed is the outcome in mind
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Neil K
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Posted: 20 April 2005, 12:54 PM
Jamie or Brent I pray that you win
but unfortunatly I live a life of sin
God will not concede
to my constant plead
He'll punish me with victory to Flynn
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addison
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Posted: 20 April 2005, 1:36 PM
Neil is a pimp daddy
Boyo can he run, laddy
He doesnt frolick through the bush like an angel
Yes, watching him run is very painful
And may I note that his breasts are saggy!
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addison
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Posted: 20 April 2005, 1:52 PM
Hamiltons the place to be
With the likes of me
Lots of skanks and hoes
Having 3 at once you know
Made Brent brag with glee
This message was edited by Simon Addison on 20 April 2005, 9:53 PM
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addison
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Posted: 20 April 2005, 1:55 PM
Come on Martin
I know ya Smartin'
Having a good laugh
At all this random barf
Hurry up and get Postin!
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