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Show Profile  addison Posted: 20 April 2005, 2:02 PM  
Jamie my son you have it all wrong
People dont like to see you wearing a thong
All that hair
Its quite unfair
As I painfully imagine this song

Show Profile  addison Posted: 20 April 2005, 2:10 PM  
This is a one man show affair
As I have posted my fair share
Martin takes an eternity to post
By now I could have made some toast
Instead of all this fanfare

This message was edited by Simon Addison on 20 April 2005, 10:11 PM

Show Profile  Martin Posted: 20 April 2005, 2:11 PM  
Off down south we go to see,
What the end result will be.
Will Brent be out on top once more
Can jamie go and ruin the score
Simon i have posted finally!

This message was edited by Martin on 20 April 2005, 10:17 PM

Show Profile  Greg Posted: 20 April 2005, 4:09 PM  
With such a shabby bunch
Southerly storm might as well take lunch
They'll be out all day
Might as well make hay
Cause thats what will be left at the crunch!

Show Profile  addison Posted: 20 April 2005, 4:28 PM  
Orienteers are all part nerd
Playing on their thoughts with word
Flynn has finally posted his say
Thinking of it took him all day
And its crap just like a turd

Show Profile  Ellmo1769 Posted: 20 April 2005, 7:00 PM  
Well this thread was fun while it lasted
But I think it is well and truly passed it
Simon has rhymed
Many a time
And now I think we should end it

Show Profile  addison Posted: 21 April 2005, 1:49 AM  
I know this young hoe
Shes even got a mo
That wont stop Brent
From pitching his tent
And giving her a go!

Show Profile  Martin Posted: 21 April 2005, 2:35 AM  
Back to the cricket,
Now where's that wicket
You've gone off track
He'll get you back
Then you'll be lying in a thicket

Show Profile  addison Posted: 21 April 2005, 3:21 AM  
Watch out for Elton says Simon A
And agreeance comes from Simon J
If you're not especially careful,
The experience could be really quite fearful
So we conclude that Elton is gay?

Show Profile  Jamie Posted: 21 April 2005, 5:48 AM  
Well we now know Flynns not a poet
It took Simons urging to show it
So just what can he do well
except screech like a clanging bell
And get sick of a race and throw it?

Show Profile  HeadHoncho Posted: 22 April 2005, 6:25 AM  
If you all trained as hard as you write
One day you might, just might
be at the top of the tree
even past the flying Dravitzki

Show Profile  bendover Posted: 24 April 2005, 9:43 PM  
there once was a pc called brent
whose butthole was put up for rent
there weren't many takers
some false bids from fakers
it was filled by a suave city gent.

Show Profile  onemanfanclub Posted: 25 April 2005, 7:20 AM  
... and results of the Canterbury Champs are as follows:

Show Profile  onemanfanclub Posted: 25 April 2005, 7:22 AM  
At controls where you're changing your map
Be sure to not get in a flap
Do things in the right order
And drink lots of water
And... hey, ACW! wait up, come back! I think you forgot to clip that!

Show Profile  onemanfanclub Posted: 25 April 2005, 7:23 AM  
The enigmatic Adams named Mike
New how to get his opponents all psyched
During the race
He turned up all over the place
Running in directions that no-one else liked

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