 addison
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Posted: 20 April 2005, 2:02 PM
Jamie my son you have it all wrong
People dont like to see you wearing a thong
All that hair
Its quite unfair
As I painfully imagine this song
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addison
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Posted: 20 April 2005, 2:10 PM
This is a one man show affair
As I have posted my fair share
Martin takes an eternity to post
By now I could have made some toast
Instead of all this fanfare
This message was edited by Simon Addison on 20 April 2005, 10:11 PM
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Martin
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Posted: 20 April 2005, 2:11 PM
Off down south we go to see,
What the end result will be.
Will Brent be out on top once more
Can jamie go and ruin the score
Simon i have posted finally!
This message was edited by Martin on 20 April 2005, 10:17 PM
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Greg
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Posted: 20 April 2005, 4:09 PM
With such a shabby bunch
Southerly storm might as well take lunch
They'll be out all day
Might as well make hay
Cause thats what will be left at the crunch!
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addison
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Posted: 20 April 2005, 4:28 PM
Orienteers are all part nerd
Playing on their thoughts with word
Flynn has finally posted his say
Thinking of it took him all day
And its crap just like a turd
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Ellmo1769
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Posted: 20 April 2005, 7:00 PM
Well this thread was fun while it lasted
But I think it is well and truly passed it
Simon has rhymed
Many a time
And now I think we should end it
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addison
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Posted: 21 April 2005, 1:49 AM
I know this young hoe
Shes even got a mo
That wont stop Brent
From pitching his tent
And giving her a go!
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Martin
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Posted: 21 April 2005, 2:35 AM
Back to the cricket,
Now where's that wicket
You've gone off track
He'll get you back
Then you'll be lying in a thicket
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addison
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Posted: 21 April 2005, 3:21 AM
Watch out for Elton says Simon A
And agreeance comes from Simon J
If you're not especially careful,
The experience could be really quite fearful
So we conclude that Elton is gay?
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Jamie
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Posted: 21 April 2005, 5:48 AM
Well we now know Flynns not a poet
It took Simons urging to show it
So just what can he do well
except screech like a clanging bell
And get sick of a race and throw it?
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HeadHoncho
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Posted: 22 April 2005, 6:25 AM
If you all trained as hard as you write
One day you might, just might
be at the top of the tree
even past the flying Dravitzki
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nahhhhhhhhhhhhh
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bendover
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Posted: 24 April 2005, 9:43 PM
there once was a pc called brent
whose butthole was put up for rent
there weren't many takers
some false bids from fakers
it was filled by a suave city gent.
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onemanfanclub
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Posted: 25 April 2005, 7:20 AM
... and results of the Canterbury Champs are as follows:
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onemanfanclub
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Posted: 25 April 2005, 7:22 AM
At controls where you're changing your map
Be sure to not get in a flap
Do things in the right order
And drink lots of water
And... hey, ACW! wait up, come back! I think you forgot to clip that!
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onemanfanclub
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Posted: 25 April 2005, 7:23 AM
The enigmatic Adams named Mike
New how to get his opponents all psyched
During the race
He turned up all over the place
Running in directions that no-one else liked
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