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Show Profile  fraser Posted: 11 August 2006, 6:31 AM  
Tui's are gay, yeah right.

Show Profile  nick Posted: 11 August 2006, 9:10 AM  
"fuck off fag?" or else what?

Show Profile  Neil K Posted: 11 August 2006, 11:04 AM  
When I drink Tui my voice sometimes goes up really high. And at other times its not just my wrist that goes limp.

Show Profile  Melissa Posted: 11 August 2006, 11:41 AM  
Isn't the high voice only when you're singing "Tragedy", Neil?

Show Profile  mark Posted: 12 August 2006, 2:23 AM  
there is no "or else".
just fuck off

Show Profile  onemanfanclub Posted: 12 August 2006, 3:46 AM  
"fuck off fag

i am not a hater"

Best piece of unintentional comedy I've read in a long time!

Show Profile  mark Posted: 12 August 2006, 3:50 AM  
i don't get it

Show Profile  onemanfanclub Posted: 12 August 2006, 4:05 AM  
Tui are pretty much the Jake Hekes of the bird world, so I wouldn't advise calling one gay to its face. If it's gay birds you want, try gulls - a long term study of the Kaikoura red-bill gull colony found, among other things, that a significant % of pairs were female/female (borrowing neighbouring males for the purpose of fertilisation). I don't know about Huia - being the world's only bird with sexually dimorphic beaks (sorry, I mean boy-huia and girl-huia had different shaped beaks) would have made same-sex couples stand out somewhat, and prone to getting the bash from roving flocks of small minded homophobic tui. But their closest living relative, the kokako, does have a tendency to form lasting male/male pair bonds (civil unions if you'd prefer) in small relict populations where most or all the females have been killed by possums.

Show Profile  nick Posted: 12 August 2006, 4:13 AM  
of course there is no "or else". its an internet forum you fucking pointless dickhead. i'm not going any-fucking-where.

Show Profile  nick Posted: 12 August 2006, 4:36 AM  
i liked the tui, and the hoodie. and I would've paid $70 to raise funds for our JWOC team and walk away with a choice hoodie.

looking forward to next year's design stu.

Show Profile  onemanfanclub Posted: 12 August 2006, 5:11 AM  
That's the secret of unintentional comedy, mark

Show Profile  mark Posted: 12 August 2006, 5:36 AM  
i like your style, fag

Show Profile  James Posted: 12 August 2006, 9:11 AM  
And i thought i was the only fag in NZ orienteering.............
(ross i know our relationship in denmark was beautiful and intense, but its a different hemisphere, so doesn't count )

Show Profile  superOman Posted: 13 August 2006, 9:57 AM  
Even lady Sovereign heard about stu barrs hoodie and wrote a sone about it

lyrics below

For a second ill be the fashion police and im just looking at your garms you been on too many catalogue sprees
With your grannyfied curtain designs, your hurting my eyes,
You really should revise your dress sense before you walk on by,
Im kinda mixed up in this disco inferno,
Baggy jeans and a tight top, lemonade and pernod
Im sticking out like a sore thumb but i aint concerned though, no, uh oh,oh oh oh (boogie)

[Chorus (repeat 2x)]
Fling on an A D I D A S hoodie and just boogie woogie with me
Or you can just. put on your dancing shoes and get loose
Can you get loose can you??

[Verse 2]
So i was up in this trendy bar mingling
My keys around my neck were jingling
And you was looking at me like it was my bling
You was staring at me like to say i was ginger
I was dishing out out the same dirty looks trust me your the minger

Errrr, whos she, whos that, whos her??
The bouncer was approaching me coz i was dressed really inappropriately
No hood, no hats, no this, no that
Lets rolluh olll uh olll ..(out)

[Chorus (2x)]

Right everybody, if youve got someone who cant dress properly, yeah you need to direct them this way.

[Verse 3]
Why not just cut up all your old clothes and make a quilt so i can wrap myself up when im feeling cold,
Why not dash your ugly boots on the fire and burn them down to charcoal,
If your not feeling the way that your bedrin is dressing dont be stressing send them in my direcion please,
Black shoes , white socks, no uhh ohhh
Polka dots, no uhh ohhh
Flowery frocks, no uhh ohhh
Just boogie woogie with me!!!

[Chorus repeat until end]




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