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Ausie junior team

Show Profile  addison Posted: 29 October 2006, 4:02 PM  
Bloomberg is my idol.

Bro whats the current status of the Sim-o'n??

This message was edited by Simon Addison on 30 October 2006, 8:23 AM

Show Profile  SimonB Posted: 30 October 2006, 5:22 AM  
i think im still the man, and thats about it.

Show Profile  SJ Posted: 30 October 2006, 11:43 AM  
I am the holder.

Show Profile  addison Posted: 30 October 2006, 12:56 PM  
The question must be asked, did it go on tour? Because if it did Jager... I'm very very very sorry for you.

To be honest it must have gone on tour. Pity Bloomberg didn't come because now Jager is the sim-o'n loser? Or since Bloomberg was the last loser before we went to Europe does he remain the loser? Or are you both current losers?

Either way its a win-win for me. Jager it is mine.

Show Profile  Ellmo1769 Posted: 30 October 2006, 1:46 PM  
What about Simon Uphill?? And what about if I change my middle name to Simon or perhaps Sim-o'n. Although if Simon A already had it then I guess Simon Uphill can't have it.

Show Profile  Greg Posted: 30 October 2006, 2:23 PM  
I reckon the Sim-o'n has left these shores and will never return

Show Profile  addison Posted: 30 October 2006, 2:49 PM  
Unfortunately for you Greg it has returned.

Ellmo, the rules are strict and unfortunately Simon Uphill only qualifies for the competition when we beat him otherwise he is disqualified.

Middle names don't count either, along with variations of simon they are deemed to be dodgy. Simonas Krepsta was begging us to join the competition, and after some tense negotiations it was decided we would let him compete as long as we kicked his ass. He was subsequently disqualified for bing "simon as", too simon for us.

Nick Simonin also was begging us to join the competition. However that Irish man could not put two good races back to back, so we typically disqualified him for most races but I let him be the simon loser every now and again just to let him know he sucked. I suspect he had too much wind drag with his big mouth - a rather odd occurrence for someone who is in with the simons, with the term "simon in".

So in conclusion middle names don't count ellmo. However if you changed your first name we would consider it. But be warned - you would not have the powers that I have, such as the powers of disqualifying whoever I want.

This message was edited by Simon Addison on 30 October 2006, 10:50 PM

This message was edited by Simon Addison on 30 October 2006, 10:51 PM

Show Profile  James Posted: 31 October 2006, 12:22 AM  
I wonder why people think orienteering is a geek sport?

Show Profile  SJ Posted: 31 October 2006, 12:29 AM  

As Sim-O'n founder and dictator, I would like to make it very clear that I hold the power to make executive decisions. Therefore I have decided that the Sim-O'n did not go on tour. In fact I even have the proof as the trophy remained locked up in my trophy cabinet at home.

You're out of luck I'm afraid.

However I must concur with your rulings over the lesser Simons who tried to infiltrate the competition. These imposters must be recognised and stamped on -stamped out, I should say. Well done for DSQing them.

Yours sincerely,
Sim-O'n Champion

Show Profile  JD Posted: 31 October 2006, 10:36 AM  
aussie junior team--> sim-O'n :S

Show Profile  addison Posted: 31 October 2006, 11:40 AM  
Wondering means nothing James as knowing means everything.

Lets compare wondering with knowing:
I know I currently hold the sim-o'n.
I know I was the founder.
I know that the title went over to Europe.
I know I won it.
I know Bloomberg is yet to win the title.
I know Jager is a sore loser.
I wonder if Jager knows he is a sore loser.
I wonder if Bloomberg has realised he needs to find another Simon.
I wonder if you get my point.
I wonder what goes on in your head.

Show Profile  onemanfanclub Posted: 31 October 2006, 1:13 PM  
I wonder what goes on in this thread!

Show Profile  SimonB Posted: 31 October 2006, 6:19 PM  
who cares im the man.

Show Profile  addison Posted: 31 October 2006, 11:26 PM  
Obviously you're the man with a name like yours.

Show Profile  Eponine_ Posted: 5 November 2006, 4:24 PM  
everyone wants to be Jesus until it they find out they have to die.




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