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Show Profile  addison Posted: 8 May 2006, 12:53 PM  
Neils handlebar mo
Was definetly the go
All the while
He was pimping in style
Doing it with flow

Show Profile  addison Posted: 8 May 2006, 12:55 PM  
Jager isnt really a mean arse pimp
Being honest hes really abit of a gimp,
When you see his great Snake
Its nothing but a Fake
Whats worse is that its so limp

Show Profile  SJ Posted: 8 May 2006, 1:30 PM  
There was once a man from Waikato
That meathead, they called him Big Whacko.
With the brain of a chimp,
He's really the gimp
So they just let him run wild in his own special event (organised by the Teacher's Aide at Putaruru High School) which they named the Crap-O.

Show Profile  SJ Posted: 8 May 2006, 1:32 PM  
Oh yeah, and you spelt Limerick wrong, very wrong.

Show Profile  SamMC Posted: 14 January 2007, 3:37 PM  
Addison thinks he's a mean arse pimp,
but really he's just a gimp,
when chatting to a lady,
he's really really shady,
but unfortunatly his dick is always limp

Show Profile  SimonB Posted: 14 January 2007, 3:45 PM  
Greg is an angry midget
he likes to stick a digit
in from behind
men of his kind
so be careful when he starts to fidget

Show Profile  SimonB Posted: 14 January 2007, 3:47 PM  
Neil is a beautiful athlete
even though he has kinda small feet
he can still orienteer quite fast
always smiling as he runs past
and his coaching is as solid as concrete

This message was edited by SimonB on 15 January 2007, 12:08 AM

Show Profile  Greg Posted: 14 January 2007, 4:30 PM  
Bloomberg is trying an impressive feat
but can not do it with his meat
so he is writing some lines
all with little rhymes
but will need to score a guy if the Simons want a three-Peat

Show Profile  SimonB Posted: 15 January 2007, 9:06 AM  
so maybe my rhyme was crude
but yours is more than a little lewd
so i dont have a sizeable meat
obviously i don't need one for this feat,
as all i have to say is 'how rude'

Show Profile  addison Posted: 15 January 2007, 9:28 AM  
Bloomberg was destined not to win,
Or have any chance in the sim-o'n
Perhaps he could get a new career,
As a sheep sheerer
Or not - as hes too into sheep shagin!

Show Profile  Bryan Posted: 16 January 2007, 1:03 AM  
Boys will be boys
They like to play with their toys
They think they are slick
But it's all over too quick
Just a lot of hot air and noise

Show Profile  Ellmo1769 Posted: 11 September 2012, 3:21 PM  
There is an old man called Edwards
Who used to live by the redwoods
He changed his life for the army
Then decided no wife was balmy
I heard he is trying to win the World Cup




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