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Show Profile  HeadHoncho Posted: 16 February 2006, 2:12 PM  
If you've seen this before, don't spoil it by revealing the answer. Genuine attempts by those who haven't seen it before only please. There is a purpose behind it which will be revealed when the correct answer is given.

At her mothers funeral a woman met a guy and fell instantly in love. But she never got his name, number or anything about him, a few days later the woman killed her sister.

Why did the woman kill her sister?



This message was edited by HeadHoncho on 16 February 2006, 9:14 PM

Show Profile  PaulS Posted: 16 February 2006, 2:39 PM  
She was insanely jealous because her sister had a dream man?

Show Profile  Marquita G Posted: 16 February 2006, 3:50 PM  
So she would have another funeral to go to and hopefully the guy would turn up again?

Show Profile  addison Posted: 17 February 2006, 12:50 AM  
Because her sister had just had a temporary sex change and actually was that guy. She then found out about this, felt really ashamed and so killed her sister.

Show Profile  Bryan Posted: 17 February 2006, 1:21 AM  
No reason - it was an accident - she was not being careful backing out of the drive (thinking over her lost love) and she ran over her little sister.

Show Profile  HeadHoncho Posted: 17 February 2006, 1:38 AM  
OK that's enough - Marquita got it.

Apparently it is a test to reveal the way you think. Apparently those who can think of the correct answer have pyschopathic tendencies. Those who do not have such tendencies would not guess the answer in a million years.

The worry, apart from Marquita getting it, is it took me about 30 sec to work it out.

Show Profile  Marquita G Posted: 17 February 2006, 2:08 AM  
I was worried it might be something like that....

Show Profile  addison Posted: 17 February 2006, 2:33 AM  
Damn. How could I be wrong? I thought my answer was the only justifiable reason.

Show Profile  jeffg Posted: 17 February 2006, 4:34 AM  
Nope, you jokers have all got it wrong. On discovering that she was the product of an incestuous relationship between her mother and brother, the woman arranged a ganglang-style live burial of her mother, who later miraculously escaped like in that Tarantino movie. On finding that her mother/sister was still alive, the woman tracked her down over the next few days to finish the job (by backing over her with the car). The rest of you are just a bunch of hopeless romantics who thought that the guy had anything to do with it.

Show Profile  jeffg Posted: 17 February 2006, 4:46 AM  
Whoops, that relationship would be between sister and father. In my excitement at having figured out the right answer I cut the wrong branch off the family tree.

Show Profile  HeadHoncho Posted: 23 February 2006, 2:50 AM  
OK, another one (real life example):

Last night at the casino, while standing at the urinal I noticed a poster advert on the wall with a headline stating "Do you need a helping hand?"

What is your instant reaction as to what this advert could be about?

Correct answer, and my instant reaction, will be posted later.

Show Profile  Dave Barr Posted: 23 February 2006, 5:29 AM  
Yeah it's like the tui add on the northwestern motorway:

"There's plenty more Whales in the Ocean".

I'm sure it relates to whaling, but I thought it was words of encouragement for guys who had just been dumped by a fat chick.

As for your one Rob I think it's a poster for the Gambling Helpline.



Show Profile  Marquita G Posted: 23 February 2006, 5:56 AM  
Something about prostate cancer?

Show Profile  HeadHoncho Posted: 23 February 2006, 10:06 AM  
OK Marquita, I am now officially worried about you / for you.

Dave is of course correct. It seems my initial reaction appears obvious. If it is not, rearrange the following:

Keep your hands off
my wanger dude.

Show Profile  Dave Posted: 23 February 2006, 10:25 AM  
I can think of a time when you needed a helping hand at a urinal Rob ... and that Romanian guy only looked and laughed huh?? Is that why your so down on help at the urinal ... because you didn't get it in your time of need??!!

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