Vogon Poetry Generator
Dave Barr
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Posted: 7 December 2005, 1:57 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/hitchhikers/vogonpoetry/lettergen.shtml
See, see the dilapidate sky
Marvel at its big magenta depths.
Tell me, rayney do you
Wonder why the kitten ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel aroused.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your jaggleflops facial growth
That looks like
A mesclun.
What's more, it knows
Your masticate potting shed
Smells of frog.
Everything under the big dilapidate sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm pissflaps.
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Greg
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Posted: 7 December 2005, 8:07 AM
Its more like, his car smells of fish
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