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Vogon Poetry Generator

Show Profile  Dave Barr Posted: 7 December 2005, 1:57 AM

See, see the dilapidate sky
Marvel at its big magenta depths.
Tell me, rayney do you
Wonder why the kitten ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel aroused.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your jaggleflops facial growth
That looks like
A mesclun.
What's more, it knows
Your masticate potting shed
Smells of frog.
Everything under the big dilapidate sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm pissflaps.

Show Profile  Greg Posted: 7 December 2005, 8:07 AM  
Its more like, his car smells of fish




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