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The Undertaking of Neil

Show Profile  pcbrent Posted: 10 May 2003, 3:52 AM  
83.5 kg-your going down fat boy

Show Profile  Jamie Posted: 10 May 2003, 10:34 AM  
88kg's, you're going down porky!

Show Profile  addison Posted: 10 May 2003, 11:00 AM  
89.2kg's, you're going down sumo!

Show Profile  stu barr Posted: 10 May 2003, 12:00 PM  
70.5kg's, you're going down hippo!

Show Profile  Greg Posted: 10 May 2003, 12:25 PM  
57.8kg whats Darren?

Show Profile  bendover Posted: 10 May 2003, 1:07 PM  
18 tons, you're all going down, crawford!

Show Profile  addison Posted: 10 May 2003, 2:21 PM  
Suggestion: Next nationals (or big event). everyone go to Pizza Hut, all u can eat. Weigh in before eating. Weigh in after. Winner is most net weight gained. Perhaps the Offical NZ Orienteering Weight Gain Competition. Box of piss for winner.

Show Profile  Neil K Posted: 10 May 2003, 2:54 PM  
78kgggggggg oh shit I got my belly or a piece of pork stuck on the g. spot ya.

mmm tasty wee pig

Edited by - Neil K on 10/05/2003 21:57:50

Show Profile  HeadHoncho Posted: 13 May 2003, 6:37 AM  
I'd like to stake my claim for retrospective awarding of the initial wight gain champion (altho Dave Barr might beat me)

93kgs after a bout of food poisoning - but I think my goal of 100kg is proving too tough, the last few have been hell of a hard to put on... i need that box of piss

Show Profile  Greg Posted: 13 May 2003, 11:11 AM  
What was your weight when you were a trimed athlete?

Next question - How could you let that happen to yourself?

Show Profile  bendover Posted: 13 May 2003, 11:23 AM  
its easy greg, and damn it feels good. and fat boys can still beat whippets in park races!

altogether now;

i love pies and i love beer
anything green fills me with fear
give me chocolate, give me chips
trickle vodka twixt my lips
fill my bowl with olive oil
my finish split it will not spoil
i really love to stuff my face
then bottle out of a classic race.

Show Profile  addison Posted: 13 May 2003, 11:33 AM  
By the way Rob. The NZOF is paying for that box. Its an OFFICAL Champs.

Show Profile  lapun Posted: 14 May 2003, 3:40 PM  
Then please explain how your country's shot-put & discus records are way further than the best by Val Adams & Beatrice Faumuina...

Show Profile  HeadHoncho Posted: 14 May 2003, 11:38 PM  

Greg, my weight when fit and competing was about 72kgs. As for how it happened, it is a simple metabolic equation of calorie intake less calorie expenditure. Reduce expenditure without appropriate compensation of intake and voila - teletubby.

Luckily I don't drink a lot of alcohol (anymore).

Show Profile  pcbrent Posted: 29 May 2003, 3:58 AM  
82.5 kg - not far now Neil

Show Profile  Bryn Posted: 1 July 2003, 5:21 PM  
i have heard james is now the fat bastard of orienteering hes up to 90.8kg, james what have you got to say for yourself,


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