without george doors

Dave Barr Posted: 28 June 2002, 3:00 PM   "George Doors, real name no gimmicks" Two mahoenui girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside Two mahoenui girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside Guess who's back Back again Rayney's back Tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back.. He created a monster Nobody ever sees neil no more They want rayney he’s chopped liver. Well if you want rayney then this what he’ll give ya. A national dns chopped up in a file shredder. Some coruba that'll jump start his suby quicker than a knock when he got knocked at the wailing bongo by the proctor when he was being a drongo When crossed the line like henry olongo (hey!!) You waited this long, now stop debating Cause he’s back, he’s a snag and he’s masturbating I know that you got a job there rayney but enrons money problem's complicating So the SFO won't let him go or let him show, at champs of O so he didn’t go to tekapo But it felt so empty when he didn’t show So, come on and dip, rum on your lips ---- that, --- on your rack, account for some tax get ready, this shit's about to get heavy enron settling on it’s lawsuits, ---- YOU JAMIE! Now this looks like a job for neil So everybody, just follow neil Cause we need someone to keep it real Cause it feels so empty, without neil I said this looks like a job for neil So everybody, just follow neil where should I put this orange peel Cause it feels so empty, without neil Little Rayney, he’s going insane he’s working so hard it’s driving him crazy He’s feelin like a prisoner long gone 'til someone comes along on a mission yelling ENRON!!! A visionary, vision of o-league Could fart a revolution, pollutin the airwaves not a rebel, so just let him revel and rant about his prized possession nike rip-off pants And it's a disaster, such a castastrophe for rayney to be the subject of my poetry Hairy back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Fix your damn subaru tune it up and then he’s gonna enter in, in the back of your heels like a blister The center of attention, back for the winter he's interesting, the best thing since wrestling Investing in your kid's ears and nesting Testing, attention please Feel the tension, as soon as you mention money give him ten cents, and soon he’ll be in the bank, banking, saving pennies a-tisket a-tasket, he’ll go tit for tat with anybody who's talkin this shit, that shit rob garden, you can get your ass kicked he‘s a pool hall ace he thinks the police said And Jamie? You tried dissin rayney You twenty-two year old baldheaded fag, dissed him said you’d beat him, he’s too slow, let go It's over, if you’re going to DNF don’t go! Now let's go, just gimme the signal he’ll be there with a whole bag full of ripped clothes Not on dope, suspected of using his own tool ever since Rob C turned into an old fool But sometimes his shirts just seem like they were bought in ‘83 So this must mean the’re ripped and torn But he just says, there quite well worn No he’s not the first king of waikato uni he is the worst thing since goodoldandy to use black sayings selfishly though they make him sound moronic really (Hey!!) There's a concept that works Twenty million other white rayney’s emerge Has anyone seen my fishing reel It'll feels so empty without neil. Edited by - Dave Barr on 28/06/2002 23:31:23   stu barr Posted: 1 July 2002, 11:35 AM   nice work. Does anyone know how Jamie managed to score the job of being the referee for the Soccer World cup final?? Lucky punk! Link Edited by - stu barr on 1/07/2002 19:40:43   HeadHoncho Posted: 2 July 2002, 1:00 AM   Amazing what a makeover can do before a photo is taken   Melissa Posted: 2 July 2002, 5:01 AM   No he hasn't changed much Link   AndrewT Posted: 3 July 2002, 7:45 AM   That has to be the funniest thing Futurama got cancelled! :D