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Where is Neil?

Show Profile  Dave Barr Posted: 2 April 2002, 7:58 AM  
is he here?
is he there?
I can't find him anywhere.

he did not go to Tekapo.
did he go to katoa po.

is he alive?
or is he dead?
or is he not right in the head.

where is neil?
is he real?
did he sneak off with a girl?

where did he go?
I do not know?
if you see him say "hello"


Show Profile  fraser Posted: 6 April 2002, 9:58 AM  

Awesome poem Dave!

Show Profile  AndrewT Posted: 9 April 2002, 4:27 AM  
Daves best friends are his Doctor Suess books.

Show Profile  Jamie Posted: 11 April 2002, 3:37 AM  
So maybe Neil got with the wrong Anderson???

Show Profile  runningbeast Posted: 12 April 2002, 4:52 AM  
ip dip dog shit!

You are it!

Show Profile  Neil K Posted: 9 September 2002, 10:28 AM  
Where is Dave

is he drinking beer?
is he queer?
I can't find him anywhere

he did not go to the MTB O
did he go to the Booze O

is he busy?
or is he lazy
or is he just bloody crazy

where is Dave the Dick?
is he realistic?
did he sneak of with a chick?

where did he go?
I do not know?
If you see him say "hey bro"

Show Profile  Jamie Posted: 10 September 2002, 4:12 AM  

The travels of Dave are quite a story,
lots of girls and lots of glory.
Plenty of drunken escapades,
the brilliant plays he has made.
How it is, so easy for him,
to do anything (apart from swim)!

He was a talented orienteer,
like Mark McLean (goddam the beer).
It used to be, not words but deeds,
like Fraser Mills (goddam the weed).
And there never was many, "maybe's",
like Brother Stu (goddam the ladies)!

Lots of girls and lots of glory,
was the story, hunky dory.

But, the glory fades and the story's boring,
as we converse in his conservatory.
And he conserves our conversation,
To his mandatory glory and adulation.

Show Profile  AndrewT Posted: 10 September 2002, 9:29 AM  
Jealous of everyone having a life of booze, drugs and ladies jamie?

Show Profile  Jamie Posted: 11 September 2002, 12:52 AM  

not yours andy just daves.

the only thing I like to pack is my suitcase :-)

Show Profile  onemanfanclub Posted: 16 September 2002, 4:54 AM  
We should not be encouraging Orienteering in our sports of booze, drugs and sex....




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