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Who thinks that Orienteering needs more...(insert anything here)?

Show Profile  AndrewT Posted: 9 November 2001, 9:47 AM  
(the subject is supposed to say Who thinks Orienteering needs more (insert anything here) )
Who thinks that Orienteering needs more DRUM AND BASS?!

I do! At the start we need big 18" speakers pumping out the 6 beeps (along with plenty of subbass and synth stabs) when you start!

When ever you punch your sportIdent card, a massive bassdrop should crank, followed by some rough amen breaks...and at the finish, there needs to be a DJ, playing some light breaks so you can warm down.

Come on the O Massive, lets get this new trend going, and NOW!!

EZ NZ O Kru!!!

Edited by - AndrewT on 11/9/01 4:48:50 PM

Show Profile  darren Posted: 10 November 2001, 2:19 PM  
Having a good trip Andrew??

Show Profile  bendover Posted: 11 November 2001, 11:09 PM  
i think that orienteering needs more porn. instead of start officcials, theres just a load of playboy bunnies in thongs getting rammed by men with mustaches called jungle stud and jake snake.

then each ident unit is artfully sculpted as female genitalia (on the mens course) and on the womens course a chocolate starfish. instead of a beep, a variety of groans and whiplash sounds are available.

every race is sponsored by 'Whiplash Trash' online web store, with prizes of john holmes blow up dolls for winners and blow up sheep for first new-zealanders. australian men are automatically disqualified for being bastards. Female entry is restricted to scandinavian countries, and every runner is subject to strict vital statistics contols before being allowed to run.

all in all, orienteering will benefit from the worldwide media interest and the spin off merchandise deals, including a series of videos - 'bushy ditch', 'crossing the dyke', 'wet pit', 'slippery marsh', 'love in lycra', 'frasers festival of fun'.

i will be submitting these reccomendations to the IOF along with the Drum and Bass ideas. Together we can make things happen. Its time for a change. please

bendover

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