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See Jamie Stewart Live! Nude!!

Show Profile  SJ Posted: 16 August 2007, 9:46 PM  
See Jamie Stewart Live! Nude!!

Halfass Stars Productions presents….. JAMIE STEWART!!

For those of you who weren’t intelligent enough to immediately close your browser upon reading this heading, we have a real treat in store for you today. For the first time on live internet television, and as far as we know through any other sort of vision, Jamie Stewart <unwittingly> bares all!

And the best bit is, you get to see it all right here. Yes, that’s right, all of Jamie!

Jamie’s infamous back hair – see it here!
Jamie’s rugged facial features up close – see it here!
Jamie’s muscular calves and pansy ‘racing’ shaved legs – see it here!
Jamie’s pearly white smile – see it here!

And there’s plenty more where that came from. But how about all those other bits of Jamie no one in their right mind would want to see? You guessed it – see it here!

So how much would you expect to pay for such top-notch viewing? Other companies might charge $10000 or $8000.
So how about $6000? No!
Maybe $4000? No!
$2000 then? NO!!

With our program, Jamie comes free. You read it right – absolutely no charge! Simply pay your $400 sign up fee and your $160 monthly subscription and you can see all you want of Jamie for nothing!!

Halfass Stars limited brings you only the best in mediocre and little-known personalities from around the globe, and this typical Kiwi Bloke is sure to be lapped up by the ladies in no time. As a special gift, the first 100 new members to sign up receive a free back-on life size poster of Jamie for their wall, so be in quick to make sure you’re one of them. That’s a whole lot of Jamie!

But wait there’s more! In a strictly limited time offer, those who sign up in the next 417 days will receive a bonus member pass into the **Restricted Area** where you can see Neil “the Mountain Goat” Kerrison getting down and dirty with Greg “Angry Midget” Flynn – a exculsive! Boy those midgets can be feisty…!

Disclaimer: Members view Jamie Stewart at their own risk, and by signing up agree not to hold Halfass Stars Ltd, a division of the New Zealand Orienteering Holdings, liable for any persons incited into a state of seizure or other trance and/or suddenly grasped with a new-found urge to injure themselves by their viewing or any other bodily harm or damage to property as a result of seeing Jamie Stewart.

Show Profile  SimonB Posted: 16 August 2007, 11:01 PM  

Show Profile  Jamie Posted: 17 August 2007, 6:32 AM  
hahaha, thats better, maptalk the way it used to be!

Show Profile  James Posted: 17 August 2007, 9:45 AM  
haha awesome, what a great christmas present idea!
Jager im concerned the way your mind works.
I think you need something else to do with your days, maybe you should start training again, i think your mental well being is on a dangerous downward spiral..........




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